Yahoo is hooking it up with $2.99/yr domains. Stop being cheap and lazy and buy one. I can hook you up with a smoking deal on hosting. Then if you are a cool person I’ll design it for you if that is your hang up.
Think of all the cool pictures of drunk people you took over the last couple weeks that you want to post for all of your friends back home to see.
Think of all of your random and generally unresearched rants you have building up in your head that you want to get out.
Think of all the unnecesarry virtual bitch slaps you could give out if you had your own website. Like about Mr. C being a Schlep Rock.